I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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