awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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