If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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