: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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