I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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