Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
