You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you have to choose: penises or morals?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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