Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
