Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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