you guys were way drunker than both of me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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