hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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