went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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