I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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