haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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