So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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