he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Is Oprah even human
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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