I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
cat food counts as protein by the way
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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