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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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