Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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