If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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