i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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