why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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