Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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