Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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