I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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