i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
