I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
