You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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