How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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