Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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