; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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