what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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