glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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