I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
