At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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