there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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