That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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