ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
