The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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