girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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