is your mom at the bar?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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