is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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