Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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