I'm really into asian looking animals
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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