You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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