Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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