I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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