Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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