Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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