My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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