I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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