..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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